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#gtstoogies 9 the invitation to the global bake off delicious dessert delicacies from around the world to be held in the #gtstoogies lobby and annex before and after the #gtchat sessions this week read ride your cyberbike up past your email account turn right at facebook junction drive up the global network highway until you reach the summit nestled down below in the darkness you will see some softly twinkling lights spiral down via information whirl to the end following the tendrils of banana and chocolate we do not need to fly in international taste tester canines for the global bake off but as i set off on my cyberbike to deliver the pavlova lamingtons and chocolate ripple cake from australia i realised that emotional imaginational and sensual dabrowski were already in the sidecar intellectual was ready to hop up on the seat and psychomotor was running and bouncing along beside the bike following the delicious smells of chocolate which were wafting through the air !

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#gtstoogies 9b the twitter birds have called in the ow.ly birds to help give directions and act as shorteners for our cyberbike journey!

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#gtstoogies 9c ­ travelling with the dabrowski dogs the journey through cyberspace to attend the #gtstoogies global bake off ­ delicious dessert delicacies proved typical of life with dabrowski s overexcitabilities sensual complained throughout the trip the seat was too bumpy the wind was blowing in his face and whistling in his ears he felt queasy he was anxious about the food at the bake off and wondered whether it would contain anything that he would be allergic to which would make him itchy imaginational was also speculating about the bake off and what each of the #gtstoogies would cook for the event he imagined what the twinkling lights could be ­ perhaps they were stars and the cyberbike was flying though space perhaps they were lights in homes or a glow worm grotto or maybe they were patches of phosphorescence and the cyberbike was flying over an ocean maybe they were party lights and the cyberbike was heading toward the most wonderful glittering gala occasion intellectual kept up a running commentary about the geography and history of the surroundings and tried to engage everyone with word games memory games and i spy type games he did become a bit tedious pedantic at times emotional reacted with yelps of delight or howls of despair to every sight sound and scent and psycho motor sometimes sat on the cyberbike and sometimes ran beside it trying to bite the wheels he barked constantly excited about the bake off excited about the spinning wheels excited about the twinkling lights and wanting to run off and inspect each new tree and signpost he kept up a running commentary of are we nearly there are we there yet oh look look at that are we there yet?

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#gtstoogies10 intellectual and psycho motor dabrowski are joining the australian taste tester dogs australian cattle dog kelpie australian terrier and australian silky terrier in a pre #gtstoogies down-under delicacies feast game of australian rules football they are waiting for the first centre bounce of the ball to get the game started like jack russell terrier intellectual dabrowski the border collie feels very much at home as although jack russell terriers and border collies originated in the uk the breeds were also developed in australian psycho motor is well accepted by the aussies because he is very active and a bit of a larrikin he is bouncing already hoping to take a screamer of a speccy as the aussies call leaping up to mark the ball by grabbing it in their hands.

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#gtstoogies10 we returned from the aussie rules football match just in time to put up the table of down under delicacies ­ lamingtons anzac biscuits pavlova meat pies and vegemite and some aussie flags and posters outside the australian animals and birds are gathering and the camp fire is lit for billy tea and damper i will put up more pictures if time permits.

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#gtstoogies10 here are the australian bush animals who were gathering outside the gt stoogies annex the possums came out earlier than usual but platypus was too shy to put in an appearance in the background yellow dog dingo can be seen still chasing old man kangaroo through the spinifex and mulga as he was in the tale the sing song of old man kangaroo from just so stories by rudyard kipling you can read this story in ebook form thanks to project gutenberg at http www.gutenberg.org/etext/2781

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#gtstoogies 10 the time of the singing of birds has come song of solomon 2:12 the twitter birds joined a group of australian birds for a sing-a-long kookaburra tried hard to refrain from laughing wedge-tailed eagle soared overhead seeking his next meal and the budgerigars were more interested in kissing just a pair of lovebirds on the ground the lyrebird donated by pearson scott foresman to the wikimedia foundation held a full concert of his own complete with song dance and mimicry if you would like to see lyrebird s concert go to http www.youtube.com/watch?v=vje0kdfos4y

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#gtstoogies 11 this week the gt stoogies will be serving a vegetarian cookery feast in the lobby and annex before and after the #gtchat sessions the twitter birds have started to bring a veritable cornucopia of wonderful fresh fruit and vegetables and floral decorations from around the world to the water cooler of the world in readiness for the event intellectual dabrowski is anticipating interesting discussion during the gtchat sessions and also at the vegetarian feast and imaginational dabrowski is thinking that strawberries look like love hearts.

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#gtstoogies 11 the vegetarian feast is prepared complete with chocolate fountain and delicious fruit smoothie drinks the cyber mobile dog grooming parlour bus paws for poise has arrived to give the taste tester dogs makeovers and pampering we will keep you posted about the results!

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paws for poise parlour 1 first to come to the paws for poise cyber dog grooming parlour bus were the five over excitable dabrowski dogs intellectual read the sign and appreciated the humour of the title he speculated about the type of chemical ingredients in the shampoo and the wind strength factor of the dryers the mention of chemicals in the shampoo caused sensual s fleas to run for cover and sensual to feel very itchy imaginational imagined how happy it would make them feel to be pampered and come out sparkling clean and smelling wonderful and emotional put her head back and howled for sorrow over the dogs who would never have such luxury offered to them psycho motor was off bouncing and barking at the bus hoping he could make it run so that he could see the wheels turn.

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paws for poise parlour 2 first to experience the treatment of the paws for poise parlour was the poodle p est pour parfait from the french taste tester team he arrived looking immaculate with not a hair out of place as he had already spent the morning in a grooming parlour so that he would be in a respectable condition to be groomed he emerged looking absolutely immaculate with not a hair out of place and wearing a diamante collar and top knot clip he rated the experience magnifique

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paws for poise parlour 3 after such a glowing revue from monsieur parfait the other french taste tester dogs papillon and french bulldog called their friends bichon frise and briard and they all enjoyed a pamper session caramel cat staged a reprise appearance as caramel le chat the chat cat saying j aime manger les souris avec le chocolat j ai l intention de plonger les souris dans la fontaine de chocolat

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paws for poise parlour 4 next to come to the paws for poise cyber dog grooming parlour bus for pampering were the german taste tester dogs caramel cat was trying to retrieve la souris which had escaped to avoid being dipped in the chocolate fountain and psycho motor dabrowski was in hot pursuit of both of them

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paws for poise parlour 5 next to visit the paws for poise parlour for their pamper session were the italian and greek dogs then the mexican and indian taste testers came.

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