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big bouncy and beautiful w editor sletter bizarremag.com how can i get in bizarre models elcome once again to bizarre the greatest magazine on earth and if you re the sort of person who likes to supersize you ve come to the right place if you re an alt.model looking for a break sign up to bizarre s ultra vixens it s the easiest way to have your photos featured in bizarre and you ll be in with a chance of appearing on the cover ­ you need to be a member so that we can see your pics check out ultra vixens on p40 and sign up online at ultravixens.net ultra vixens as a small number of bizarre haters are always whingeing on our facebook page that we don t feature enough real women in the mag and that we re somehow obsessed with stick-thin models we decided it was about time that we caught-up with one of bizarre s best friends the world s hottest bbw star april flores p62 although we ve always tried to feature different looks and body shapes in the magazine many people forget that we first too for frui featured april in september 2008 and again app ty biza le rre ma g.c in august 2009 and as we ve also featured om disabled models girls made-up to look like feasting vampires and heavily-inked hotties who most mainstream magazines wouldn t touch with a bargepole we re confident that bizarre is doing more than any other mag to showcase different bodies don t agree see page 62 with us then head over to our facebook page and join the debate eyes right for details on how to find us to complement our interview with april bizarre s ace web editor stephen daultrey see page 68 also worked around the clock this month to win an audience with the biggest fetish stars on the planet take a trip to p68 and you ll meet the super-sized big beautiful women who weight in at over 500lb and are as much in love with their bodies as the men who pay to be crushed by their bellies elsewhere this issue we ve got a massive feature on tattoo legend sailor jerry p56 that tells you the story of the inking icon a crazy report all about chinese fighting crickets p87 and a huge photograph of a spider s vagina p74 my how we spoil you stay sick dr blackthorn if you want to appear in bizarre get in touch with the team ­ including auntie den who runs the yourbizarre section see p29 ­ using the following methods post send your mail to bizarre blackthorn communications po box 59844 london sw14 9bh email email bizarre@blackthorncommunications.com or contact auntie den directly at auntieden@blackthorncommunications.com tumblr share your photos and get featured in bizarre by logging on to your-bizarre.tumblr.com facebook just search facebook for `bizarre magazine or type facebook.com/bizarremagazine into your browser twitter find us at twitter.com/bizarremagazine readers artists photographers and everyone else in the uk bizarre is stocked in all good magazine retailers and can be easily found in tesco and whsmith in the us in the states bizarre is stocked in barnes noble book world and books-a-million where can i buy bizarre trouble finding bizarre the easiest way to get bizarre outside the uk is to buy our monthly digital edition to find out more go to gb.zinio.com and search for `bizarre how can i subscribe to bizarre if you subscribe you can claim three issues for just £1 by following the link below and entering the special code you ll find on p91 dennismags.co.uk/bizarre if you take advantage of this special offer you ll not only get three issues of bizarre for £1 ­ you ll also receive a free copy of the mammoth 162-page bizarre book freaks geeks and amazing people and save a staggering 23 per cent on the magazine shop price if you continue your subscription bizarremag.com_3 see page 56

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issue191 front 6 photo assault a man breaks a pointy stick with his throat a topsy-turvy house in austria and an orang-utan that ate all the pies wild japanese schoolgirls in paint your teeth the movie solo tiger lillies show and join the steampunk revolution ity fru e too applom for emag.c rr biza 14 the grinder 62 24 22 hot shots six pages of all the shit you love with body mods dark art and alt.girls 29 your bizarre the part of the mag that s all about you ­ your art your tattoos and your letters middle our flame-haired cover star reveals her sexy curves and talks about her amazing tattoos and rotten little chihuahuas 46 vanessa lake 56 hello sailor 62 april flores the story behind one of the world s most famous tattooists sailor jerry we catch-up with our favourite plus-size model april flores and showcase the tattoos inspired by her bizarre shoots 74 68 off the scales meet the women who weigh over 550lb and are worshipped by men who love to be crushed by their bellies 74 the birds and the bees kinky photographer natacha merritt shows that plants and humans have plenty in common when it comes to sex 81 inking icon #23 steve soto steve soto is a master of black and grey tattoos which are shaped by his mexican heritage and strong family ties marvel at his incredible designs 87 wicked crickets in china traditional cricket fighting is enjoying a renaissance join us ringside for the ultimate bug battle back 94 hot this month 96 cinema pictures christian saint fattyd com with spider-man and final fantasy the controversial god bless america 100 dvd we have a desire to kill do you get set for multiple movie madness brand new hp lovecraft comicbook 104 double horror feature 106 books 110 games 114 music brawling madness in anarchy reigns serj tankian from system of a down 56 4_bizarremag.com

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oto ph ault s edited b by tom roadbe nt as st ld s mo r the wotreme ex s lose-up c sore throat picture china foto press/barcroft media china when wang qi from chongqing in southwest china was a lad he became obsessed with kung fu movies and vowed to become a master of qigong a mixture of physical and mental training exercises that allow practitioners to perform extraordinary feats such as breaking concrete blocks with their bare hands now in his second year at the wonderfully named chongqing normal university wang is so skilled in qigong that he can perform superhuman feats such as two-finger push-ups and as this incredible photo proves place the pointed end of a big stick against his throat and break it in two using only his upper-body strength and mental ability to block out pain nice one wang the next time we can t get the lid off the ketchup bottle we ll give you a call 6_bizarremag.com

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photo sault as ost rld s m the wotreme ex ps close-u slum salvage philippines when a fire swept through this coastal slum in may more than 1,000 ramshackle homes were destroyed and over 10,000 people were left homeless residents of isla puting bato in tondo ­ a district of the filipino capital manila ­ are desperately poor with most earning just over £1 a day so many were forced to throw themselves into the filthy waters of manila bay to try to salvage any valuables they could find in their wrecked homes the filipino government has begun rehousing families in other parts of the country but many people are reluctant to leave manila as they d also be giving up jobs and their only source of income officials are currently investigating how the blaze began picture keystoneusa-zuma/rex features 8_bizarremag.com

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photo sault as ost rld s m the wotreme ex ps close-u austria no this isn t a scene from the wizard of oz ­ it s a new tourist attraction designed by polish architects irek glowacki and marek rozanski in the town of terfens inside the upside-down building is fully furnished with household items hanging above visitors heads as they walk on the ceiling and dodge lighting fixtures sprouting from the ground it took glowacki and rozanski eight months to build the topsy-turvy house which has already proved to be a hit with visitors to the small town in western austria topsy-turvy house picture dominic ebenbichler/reuters 10_bizarremag.com

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photo sault as ost rld s m the wotreme ex ps close-u indonesia as bizarre s celebration of all things big kicks off on p62 we couldn t resist sharing this hysterical photo of a portly primate in ragunan zoo jakarta although the owners of the zoo claim this outsized orang-utan is fed on a healthy diet of fruit and milk it appears this `old man of the forest has a sweet tooth and loves to gobble the confections and scraps of junk food visitors throw into his enclosure and as the swollen simian doesn t get much exercise in his small pen and prefers to spend his days lounging in the sun rather than swinging in an old tyre this hefty hominoid isn t going to shed his extra pounds anytime soon chunky monkey picture hendy widianto/barcroft media 12_bizarremag.com

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your monthly mash-up of news views ooze and oohs mental oriental wild japanese youtube video will blow your tiny minds inside the octopus costume is cult japanese film director takao nakano who made the brilliant big tits zombie grinder the kinky japanese schoolgirls with a penchant for patricide a whip-cracking dominatrix with luscious lips like a bicycle inner tube a pink foam octopus having a love affair with a monster whose head is covered in bulbous tumours murder blood leather rubber yakuza aliens zombies sex slaves and a pair of red-hot gothic lolitas who slaughter their enemies with a barrage of deadly donuts welcome to the whackedout world of paint your teeth the movie a delirious no-budget youtube video that the bizarre team has been obsessed with since we first clapped eyes on it last month made by french-canadian filmmaker alex paillé who relocated to japan in 2006 and journalist and writer david hoenigman paint your teeth the movie is a 20-minute homage to the japanese club of the same name an underground art event showcasing avant-garde bands performers and dancers which has been staged in tokyo every couple of months for the past three years paint your teeth the movie is something david wanted to make for years says paillé he organises the paint your teeth club nights ­ and when he saw some of my films such as the marichan ganbare series which you can also see on youtube 14_bizarremag.com he asked me if i wanted to make a movie with him the fast-paced action and craziness in paint your teeth the movie was inspired by manga and also by scott pilgrim vs the world but of course we had no budget other movies that inspired us were tokyo gore police and meatball machine continues hoenigman we were thinking `what would happen if these films collided with a john waters or russ meyer film or an old twisted sister video we banged out the concept over a couple of coffee sessions and then we were off and running performer rukia isono left is a regular at paint your teeth club nights no money no problem although paint your teeth the movie has little in the way of plot ­ and feels more like a collection of outrageous ideas jumbled together than a traditional film ­ the meandering story follows the fortunes of two japanese schoolgirls who are planning to go to hoenigman s fabled club night but when their overbearing father forbids them to leave the house the cute twosome kill their old man with a samurai sword then embark on a perilous journey across tokyo where they re harassed by geeks gangsters and pictures alex paillÉ

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grinder the one guy jerked off into a bottle the masked kiss ranger who can t resist slipping her co-stars the tongue we shot the whole thing in around 12 hours spread over three days says paillé the indoor scene at the beginning which was shot in my apartment took four hours the outdoor daytime scenes were shot in five hours and the night-time exteriors took around two hours in the end paint your teeth the movie barely cost us a penny paillé continues our only expenses were the train fares we gave some of the girls and the cosplay schoolgirl uniforms we got some funny looks when we were filming on the streets ­ especially when the s&m stepmother turned up ­ but we shot so fast that we didn t have time to draw much attention japanese alternative performer tokyo destinyland as the evil father the costumes are cheesy cheap and nasty but while paint your teeth the movie will leave your head spinning and your trousers tingling it s nothing compared to the weird goings-on in the real club that triggered paillé and hoenigman s youtube cheese-fest at the paint your teeth club night where we shot the last scene there was a band playing who have a really long name but are called logos for short says paillé on stage the donut loiltas from the film were melting two gallons of ice cream onto a girl s naked body using a hairdryer and one of the members of logos just stood in the front row and jerked off into a bottle the girls had a clear view of him from the stage ­ and they say his girlfriend drank the spunk afterwards to check out the insanity of paint your teeth the movie for yourself take a trip to youtube and search for the film by name and if like us you love manga hot japanese girls and wild flights of fancy you won t be able to resist this brash garish downright silly film that s low on budget but rich in imagination madcap action and warm-hearted humour bizarremag.com_15 join the club

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