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the story the story first started in wisconsin on zachs potato farm were there was just a little field of carrots jakes job was to take care of them as in give them water every five minutes and give them the dead carrots after they died potato boy had thousands of acres of potatoes and he had to walk around picking up the good potatoes but then one scary night the willy willy wind came in and sucked up all his potatoes out of the ground mr benjaman s job was to teach the pet onk to fly and be magical after 3,199,214 years he finally got the pig to fly and be magical so after the farmer s potatoes got sucked out of the ground onk flew around and sprayed piggy dust all around then all of the sudden the potatoes grew back.mr.benjamen was old from teaching the pig to fly and to be magical that he tried to ride the magical pig but that was the wrong decision and the pig was very mad and made him go to piggy land carrot man was pulling carrots out of the ground when jb showed up and shot him with his ak47 but then the magical pig showed up and shot justin bieber with his piggy juice and jb dissolved and went to piggy land too then there were the potato farmer and the magical pig left and one day onk got mad at the farmer because she did not harvest enough potatos for onk so the magical somewhat mean piglet stabbed the potato farmer with its tail and carried the potato farmer to the barn yum yum

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