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the barber winds by will lynch there once was kid named wallis and he travelled around the world to go surfing finally he ended up in hawaii and rode a massive wave out to the coast but really wallis wasn t a good surfer it was his lushes blonde locks of gold that got him all the ladies anyway back to the story he was on his stomach going out to catch some waves when he was weeny and didn t get up and drifted off the coast but the when the water was calm he hiked up his skirt and stood up when all of a sudden his hair froze up into a rocking mohawk when he was done admiring his new due it shriveled up and fell of and turtle feasted on his product filled locks of gold he was sad he sat on his board and started to cry his tears froze as soon as they squirted out of his bloodshot eyes he went to a close island and started to adapt to the living style of penguins he d eat fish for breakfast lunch and dinner and he loved it but then he did something so bad they sent him off he had eaten all the fish and grew gills so they sent him off with a huge wave and arrived back in hawaii a bald scaly monster.

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