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colton janisch sebastian khaloghi part 1 today was the day of the best beard of the world competition our contestant from lake tahoe michigan timothy john was a competion worthy contestant today timothy john planned on winning with his beard fluffing secret the secret was to add oil in your beard although doing this made his beard shorter and his hair it also made it 10x fluffier so today timothy john had grown his beard out extra-long to make sure it didn t all fall out on the way to the competition so timothy john embarked out to the state building where the competion was being held while walking there he passed many of his friends who wished him luck for the competion on the way his hair was slowly falling out in small clumps by the time he made it to the competition he only had a lumberjack sized beard but it was fuller than anyone else is ever when he was their he had to go through judges for almost an hour his lowest score being 9/10 from a judge who liked longer beards at the end of his competition he was tied with 1 person and it was time for the tie breaker both people had to come back with a styled and amazing looking beard then they would let the crowd decide timothy john came back with the best beard design ever he made a bird cage out of his beard and hair which was inspired by his pet parrot at home when he ran out of ideas when he went back to the competition he got a 30/30 and his competitor only got a 29/30 because his idea wasn t as original as timothy john s he won the competition got a lifetime supply of beard cream and his face can be seen on the beard cream bottle today part 2 today is natural hair growing contest for people who grow hair everywhere it is a cold afternoon in snowy alaska where the defending champ timothy john tries to win yet another bottle of beard cream but it is not going to be easy because brian beardalack has come a long way from wisconsin he has worked at a beard cream factory and wants to bring home a bottle of beard cream with his face on it so both competitors are pretty experienced so the competition begins suddenly a big cold breeze comes and freezes everyone even the contestants the competition can t go on what a shame says timothy john what a shame.

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